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1). “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan
2). “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”
3). “People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!”
4). “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln
5). “I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.”
6). “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” – Sandra Bullock
7). “Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.”
8). “I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable
9). “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch
10). “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black
11). “I may not cry over spilled milk, But… I’ll lose my freakin ‘ mind over spilled coffee.”
12). “I went a day without coffee once the worst day ever.”
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13). “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat.” – J.S. Bach
14). “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drunk.” – Alphonse Allais
15). “What do you want?”
“Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare
16). “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott
17). “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” – Cassandra Clare
18). “My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.” – Anton du Beke
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19). “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
20). “He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” – Josephine Baker
21). “May your coffee kick in before reality does.”
22). “I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can’t go back. You cannot go back.” – Hugh Laurie
23). “Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee.”
24). “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S. Eliot
25). “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher
